It's Howard Dean's birthday today. (Happy birthday, Gov!) Whoever writes the horoscopes at the Post had fun composing this one:

IF NOVEMBER 17 IS YOUR BIRTHDAY . . . you're serious and responsible, with success coming through hard work and dedication. Your chart reveals a strong medical bent; whether surgeon, bone specialist or chiropractor, you excel in your field. This year brings unusual travel and pleasure. There's love and money in February and March. Sign contracts in July. Curb your sweet tooth.

This cracks me up. [via BFA]