The things they'll measure... CNN reports:

Among political pizza findings, people with "Dean for President" bumper stickers on cars in their driveways tipped 22 percent higher than people with "Bush for President" bumper stickers. People with "Bush for President" bumper stickers were three times more likely to order meat-topped pizzas than "Dean for President" drivers.

What I find most interesting about this, on a slightly serious note, is not the demographic distinction (although it doesn't surprise me that Bushies are not good tippers), but the fact that even in this stupid little article, it's a Dean v. Bush race. When are the other candidates going to follow Papa Clinton's instructions and fall in line? (I know... I know... anything could happen...)